31 August 2006

R E D
is so my color
yeah!

*winks to Dha

----------------------------

finally,
the fanatic telinga-pekak fans did some justice
Joakim is out.....!
kappooooooot

n Jk, dun take to heart wat Ken said
U obviously dunhv d substance n will never hv
muahahahaha

now, melody to my ears..

and yes
i'm stil sick

im sorry sayang, i cant do aniting
and i cant be dere for you now..

awww

30 August 2006

poor dd, dunt u cry no more
wipe ur tears..

--------------------------------
so

*loud-hailer screams*

Attention all
Fiona is history
yup, yup,
as of 25th Aug 2006
bid farewell now

*sob sob* ....

so, welcome dis new big meanie

laidback, comfy-yumyum, superbig
and its Green! *winks to Nanz

ooh, d boxes dere,
they're meant fer me
wen i go ...

S H O P P I N G

so Shasha, u noe now

28 August 2006

sick SICK

Summer trip
Rawks!

-----------------

and now,
im recuperating from my fever

till den,
no posts fer now..

23 August 2006

Good Morning Souls
come..
join me to embask the Mr Sun's rays

heavenly
------------------------
Aniwaes,

22 August 2006

kiss my forehead
follow by a warm hug

21 August 2006

on a much happier note,
Im so anticipated waiting fer my

Congratulations Siti Nurhaliza n Datuk K of coz
and i so kempunan wana see d live telecast
dammit no tv3 at home

n i received dis corny msg fr a fren
Attention to all!
Today Datuk K will deposit
his "mani" into SitiBank.
Please take note

*hurhur

but come to think of it again,
gelinyer aku! Gross siak! EewwW

20 August 2006

d noisy nak mampos cheerleaders
whu screamed and shout at the top of their throats
me drinking lotsa water just to wipe away my sheer hungerness
dd wit his macho-like body *yikes
and d un-noisy mat goalkeeper
d mat-gelap striker *agak agak eh sham
sgt anbar mat india muslim dr jb 1st match
whu literally pranced into d field feeling excited *cute lar
n d referee botak whu issued a yellow card to orange *aperr je

but, dis really triggered me off

dat studded bruises on his left leg
darn dat yellow pisang player
it was damn teruk ok
imagine d whole boot sole plastered on his leg *yikes
n dd was limping fer awhile
sempat joke wit me saying
"da tkleh bwk motor besar dis 25th"..
aperr je dd

aniwaes, pisang U lost! *bluek
Dd's team won 4-1
effort not wasted larr, they ran lar dis time *haha
n you pisang No 5 and 16,
jahat eh, biasa dier,
tolak-tolak plak!
sepak baru tau!
*hmmphf
go cry over ur petty lost u losers
*tsktsk*

and the guys go singing..

we are the champions my frens...

one reason to dine here: Money back guarantee!
but it was cheap, n d aunty was frenly
first day keje lar katekan *dat explains her xtra attention
but the service was a bit slow
and d aunty kip on coming back
change chilli sauce lar
change salt larr
chit-chat wit my bro-in-laws lar
n d best part, took our orders on a piece of serviette *yikes
and dat led to xtra fish n chips,
shortage of lamb chop n mixed-up drinks
and aunty was saying
"but u ordered, if u dunwan, i have to pay.."
like it's our fault larr
but wth, we packed d xtras to save her 1st day pay
*chuckles

and d day ended fer me, *halfway actually
met dd after dat
and d rest
vroomed all d way to jb and
chilled at Jurong Hill
and soonafta, headed home

look dat,
dere's mat bangla, chinaman, mat kotai n mat burma
*chuckles
*yawnzz*

18 August 2006

mathilda, hady, john
Singapore Idol is so lame
Singaporeans so tak tau vote
its like d top 3 are in d bottom 3..?
wat the heck
Joakim and Jasmine shud be out
Kappooottt

dammit!
and twohill, ure not tat hensem at all lar
wit all d zits on ur forehead
dat explains y ur hair is like dat
aniwae, nxt week better be good
if not, im gona bilis the show
---------------------------------

on a liter note, 2dae is babysitting day
baby alysha is so nakal
dunwan milk, dunwan food
play play and more play only
but overall, she's my baby

and sister lydia is so caught up wit her maths
and i became her tutor! like finally!
yayness lar
so, fraction was a breeze
and luckily she's intelligent enuf to understand
so, lydia, go for it lar baby!

dats all folks
famous blogger wana play cards now

16 August 2006

todae's high-lites

Happy berfdae Mummy!

ermm.. not sure of her age *yikes
even my sisters not tat sure
but im sure its her 50s now
do d maths,
2006-1950
*chuckles

dats her orite,
d proud happy nak mampos berfdae girl
we l o v e you a lotlot lar mak
hugs+kisskiss

and

our three lil devils cum gems drew dese

early in d morning,
wit their bacin faces and busyuk smell
they drew dese wit so much love
to granny, wit so much L O V E

aniwaes told mummy she's gona be total famous tonite
coz im blogging abt her,
and her face turned lobster red
malu konon, ala mak oi..
be proud! ure gorgeous still despite ur age larr

still, Happy berfdae mak!

yes mak, ur real celebration is coming..

so sad lar
d moment i read it, i go
wat d **rK!!
sheesh

so, moral of d story
dunt ever go on a reality show

just look at nick lachey and jessica simpson
damn bodoh larr dese celebrities

reality shows = divorced celebrities

melampau kan, kan, kan

but as per normal, im olways d badd one,
luffing at d kereta taik
but still, dlm hati,

cepat, masuk kereta, nnt kena taik!
*hurhur

and

i simply have to tag dis

"di tepi laut dengan angin yang kencang,
melanggar muka aku yang hitam"

so spontan, so on-the-spot-kelakar giler nak mamposs
so... tk tau aper lagik lar..
stop it lar ayim

----------------------------------------

still deep in my tiny heart, im still missing y o u
dat place reminds me of our first beautiful One Fine Day
its still fresh in my mind,
as if its just yesterday,
where u stood by the beach
staring at the sand, smiling away
ran back to me and hugged me tite
saying endless thank yous to me
and held my hand for the first time

you're so happy,
and I wan you to stay like dat forever
coz ure forever in my heart

i am longing fer you dd
everyday, every second, every beat of my heart

14 August 2006

y o u especially
it has always been you ok
and I still wan my ice-cream!

13 August 2006

Name is
Nurul Balkis Mohamed Said

Mummy and siblings call me
Balkis, Ati

Dha, Nanz and Shinah kol me
Nur

BB kol me
Lil'gerl

DD kol me
Mi, Baby

Age is currently 23,
Birthdate is 15 jan 1983
*better ingat

Currently happily unemployed
coz DD only wants me to werk nxt year
coz he wana support me in d meantime

Best companies are d cemperian girls, my hp,
my mp3, my laptop n d Beautiful Souls
wic I dunno whu start off labelling us dat

Hates copycats, nutcase, surat hijau melampau
whu stil dun realise dat she is one *ehem
n stil lingers ard in our blogs n stil dunwan to admit
and act as if being forced,
no sense of own posing styles,
being a total tak malu parasite in ppl's lives,
and stil dunwan to admit,
and the list goes on and on
*you better skoot*

Likes my Tazzy pillow, my soft toys and myself
*hurhur

Fav Food are
western, mediterranean, mummy's
so dat's nt fav food lar eh..

Still addicted to
endless smokes, cheap wine and dine, impromptu partays,
staring at the sea, long hours of chillouts til wee hrs

Phobia are
flying cockcroaches wic literally stucked to my mouth *yikes
big automobiles, driving, going naked in public *teeheehee

Coke is like my mineral water and
Fries is like my staple rice

Dha is like my other significant twin and
Nanz is like the other twin wic just pop out

Dream to hv a beach wedding wit frens only
whr we can dance all nite long like nobody cares
and get drunk and topsy-turvy wit each other

Still hoping fer Dd's surprises wic d earliest one is dis december
God noes wat he's up to

In d future,
hope to own a Volkswagon Beetle
own private bungalow
but most importantly
hope to be rich enuf to make a will
and distribute all my clothes, hp, money, bantal busyuk
n watever not to all my frens *chuckles

ok enuf, stop it..
malu aku tagg mcm gini..
so primary 6 signing autograph books

so, dis is just like a chain letter reaction babes
next victims: Dha, Dee, Norimah, Suehana, Watikus, BB, Aza

Im soo gona lurve reading ur tags people!

and Dha, dats wat I mean wen
Im being tagged

come back soon Yana,
1 year is nt long but ure missed afterall

much luvness to you darl

------------------------------------------

enuf of dat luvness,
finally I set foot at Simpang Bedok
and boy, it was so bersepar
everywhr there's tables and chairs,
and bikes and cars
and caused my family to be indecisive wit d suitable place to sit
decided on dis mediterranean cuisine
and I was left bloated again *yikes
but d food and d price sure tally off
so, Suhaimi Yusoff was damn rite abt tat place
"Yok, pegi Simpang Bedok!"

luvlies, let's ok
and BB, Ive yet to crack ur riddle but I am trying hard
sure dunwan to miss d makan treat at tat prestigious hotel larr

and tat High School Musical tunes are still lingering in my head
wit my nieces and little cuzzins personal sing-a-long session in da car
Stop it la little ones, Im going bonkers
*We're breaking free, soaring, flying, ....*

solely at

and more anticipated snapshots taken in silence

so, based on the above pics,
guess whr I was..

-----------------------------------------

soonafta, supper at Jln Kayu
d first time I set foot dere
and it was so effing crowded
and since it's famous fer its pratas
dats wat we ate
it was awesome, tho i felt much bloated afterdat
but, hey, great experience dere
wit ayim spilling d kari on dd's jeans,
shina spilt her Cherry drink on her hand til stained
and d bicycle wic literally fell onto ayim's chair soonafta he walked
nasib baik hor you

dd and me shared dis fair share of criticising
d sayur lemau
d muka tua
d not properly-shaven armpits

and dd said dis to me, to boost my ego i tink *hurhur
"ure more sweeter and cuter den d sayur lemau gerl,
even wen u aged, ure still my sweetest lil'girl in my eyes.."

*total straight blush dere and den*

12 August 2006

deep in my heart,
ure much awaited ur warm rays shining across the field
setting dwn behind my body forming a much solemned silhouette
as I watched you silently

--------------------------------------

after a week of solitude
finally dd met me up
first time ever follwed him to soccer
coz he's playing on a proper firls dis time ard *yay
its Prison Officers vs Zakaria Awang NFL
and I didnt notice that Zakaria was dere
He's my uncle goddammit
Padahal he was just rite under my very nose larr

d Prisons didnt played well, me n d other cheerleaders were so uptite
very bising, very critical, very antagonised
kaki pendek, bontot berat, perut besar
harapkan bising je
*chuckles

all in all, they lost 4-0 *haha
but we had fun, esp d girls
screaming at the top of our voices

*Go Gopal, Go Dear, Go Lan, Go Pehjal, Go Iziman...* etc, etc, etc


------------------------------------------

on the much lighter note,
fancy miting up wit u Ana


so susah wana ask u out huh
mmg patut pun u hv to spanar Wan
aperr je..

11 August 2006

aper je wit d National Day display yesterday
It sux, well at least the fireworks were eye-catching
but d fact is, Ive never ever interested in d performance part
like sungguh merepek lar
and overall, the whole thing sux *hurhur
nthng's new, nthng's so splendid
dunt u tink so souls?
lagik bagos aku yg organise

aniwaes, waited anxiously fer Ayim's n Shina's company
well, was expecting to drive ard but Mama spoilt everything
and poor Ayim pulled a long sulky face
but stil, our lepak session has always been great
n dis time ard, we got a proper camera ok *kudos
but yet to receive
fasterfaster transfer larr, tk sabar
cam-whoring wit them was hilarious
wait til i grab hold of the pic
sungguh super-giler lar

and

psst, our secrets are so secret ok
sumpah aku tk bilang
kalo tak, aku blanje ice-cream lor

Ayim, I so know everything abt you now *notty boy
Shina, u too.. one minah mentel
*chuckles

okok, aku pun lar
active eh
AS IF!

so dis section is da pic, sikit je
but gonna come back soon wit more
til den..
goodnite SINGAPORE!
adios National Stadium!
U'll be missed always

specially fer Shina

09 August 2006

Each new day to be treasured like never before,
Living each day as if it were my last..

so he says..

hurry up mit up la ok

08 August 2006

Dats wat I associate lesbos wit
n sadly Ure one of it Gf
tsktsk

zaky was so damn blardy fast driver
hello, ure driving a lorry n not ur TZM larr
but good, too fast too furious

but kan

tknk naik lagi larr
make me wana puke larr
*0oops

----------------------------------------------

If I can turn back time
I wuld go back to d day we got together
and instead of asking you to be my girlfriend
I wuld rather propose to you and
get engaged coz wit tat commitment
We might be better
but
Dont worry,
Good things are coming
Luv you

07 August 2006

midnite mit-up, went bk late,
slept late, overslept
as a result
cudnt join d sentosa sun-soaking

slept like a total pig
tot of nuthng but total tiredness
fatigue is da precise werd
norturnal my frens kol me
but dats my style now
my biological clock seemed to reverse
dat all happened after i quitted my last job

dammit, im so guilty
beautiful souls,
im sorry,
im nt ignoring ur kols n smses
im nt ignoring ur companions

to Nanz and Dha,
i miss u gerls alot lot

to Bb,
dunt worry abt ur lil'gerl
im fine dwn here

catch up wit u luvluv soon

06 August 2006

after, weed-time to detox ourselves
cam-whoring a bit more n skoot to chill

next destination
Woodlands Park
whr the nyamuks were fast n furious
n d lipas so sleek n small
n d watever nots dwn dere *goodness
n we were so damn slpy
we cant seemed to move our ass home

and a bit more of cam-whoring
and off we skoot home

*yawnz

05 August 2006

wit my bantal busyuk still clutched
blog-hopped to everyone else including *ehem
d super-big-copycatt in d century now

yoohoo, get ur own style
so whus copy-catt-ing whu now?
hate to say dis but

u've been punk'd

*evil luffs

aniwaes, stil waiting fer my moolahs
im so in nid of town's weekend air
n yes dha, im dying to mit up
n savour my eyes on all d fashionistas
n most importantly d cute-cute lelakis *hehe

keeping my fingers crossed

Bf wit his sudden sinus-attack
kecian dier, sampai naked on top

n i noticed dis
everyone of us had sumting against d insects dere

ayim n d problematic kerengga
jane wit d mak-bapak-baby cicak
me wit d uncivilised salah-aiming lipas
shinah wit all of d above
n one big fat rat past behind us *eekk

Changi beach U sux my underwear lar

04 August 2006

like Dha will *oops
but heck, fer d sake of killing boredom
while d guys queued buying food
oh, n d place was Gelang Patah KFC
wic meant Kerang-Fried-Chicken
coz Ayim's chicken tasted like kerang
n Shinah cudnt be bothered abt it at all
coz she's caught up wit her coleslaw wic
ayim had to eat til clean

aniwaes

dis food, is so sedap banget
seriously, but it didnt look dat inviting
but, i wudnt mind having it again *chuckles

Jb trip was cut brief
rushing to wash bike before chilling out
Jz n Jane were anxious to mit
so.. off we go.. vroom

but first one pix to share

2 unofficial chettis wit one minah
kira duit yah bang

---------------------------------------------

yah, dats dem so happily relaxed
while me..

bz-ly waxing d bike *yikes
but, Fiona was damn clean after dat ok

end result of bike-washing: ooh-la-la smelly affair

xoxo

it's so random

what's boiling

spotted here

who's hot

threads