20 November 2008
spotted
here goes, she proclaimed
GOD handed me down these
10 Commandments of Facebook
for all to obey.
Follow them or you’ll go to hell.
Thou Shalt Not List Every Movie, TV Show, Band and
Book You Have Ever Heard Of In Your Profile
You’re not going to impress anyone. It’s the Internet.
Nobody is impressed by ANYTHING on the Internet
Thou Shalt Not “Poke” Indiscriminately
How about “Thou Shalt Not ‘Poke’ EVER” or
“Thou Shalt Not ‘Poke’ Because That Shit Is Completely Retarded And Pointless”?
Thou Shalt Not “Friend” People You Don’t Actually Know
send them all messages that say,
“WHO AM I? DEAR GOD, PLEASE TELL ME WHO I AM!”
Thou Shalt Not Use A Wall As A Private Messaging Function
appropriate vs inappropriate messages
Thou Shalt Not Join A Billion Groups
There’s nothing wrong with joining a few groups, but don’t go crazy.
Thou Shalt Not Use Stupid Apps
If you can’t figure out which is which, maybe Facebook isn’t the place for you
Thou Shalt Not Give “Gifts”
If you want to give me a “gift” of some kind -
like a butterfly, a pink striped thong, or an adorable panda -
give it to me in real life.
Thou Shalt Not Contact People From
Your Distant Past While Intoxicated
It’s nice to let old friends know what you’ve been up to,
but mixing Facebook with alcohol can be a potentially deadly combination.
Thou Shalt Not Update Thy Status Message
If Thine Status Hath Not Changed
(Or If You Have Nothing Clever To Say)
Wait until you either have something clever to say or
- godforbid - something happens before you update your status message
Thou Shalt Not Act Like You’re On MySpace
what it means? Well, STOP PIMPING YOUR PAGE!
but still,
who can ever have total self-control?
my hands are always itchy to press the button.
that's me!
Yxoxo luvs
3:22 PM
